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chocoxolvr96

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chocoxolvr96
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 9:44pm UTC
me: hey dad can you kill that spider over there?
dad: it's not bothering anyone.
me: it's bothering me by being a spider.

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chocoxolvr96
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 11:16pm UTC
*me reading in study hall*
friend: hey, whatcha reading?
me: oh it's just part of this series, you've probably never heard of it.
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: oh my goodness, i'm a hipster.
true story.

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chocoxolvr96
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 10:32pm UTC
*conversation between my boyfriend and i*
Boyfriend: you know, sometimes i think you only like me because i bake for you.
Me: that's not true! i like you because of a lot of things!
Boyfriend:
Me:
Boyfriend:
Me:
Boyfriend:
Me:
Boyfriend:
Me: ...like your brownies.
true story.

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chocoxolvr96
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 11:49pm UTC
life, liberty, and the pursuit of
sexiness♥
first quote ever!
nmf.

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