I don't suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it.
A woman broke up
with me and sent me pictures of
her and her new boyfriend in
bed together. Solution?? I sent them to her dad.
Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
.
When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks
back, it's called schizophrenia.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Jul 22, 2012 1:45pm
