When I was super hyper:
Me: Did you know that in Paris the nutella jars are made of glass?
Guy friend:....
Me:.....
Guy friend:...
Me:...
Guy friend: ....
Me: Sugar is officially my weapon...
he made me promise to never eat sugar again because after that, i told him I was going to marry Peter Pan.....

p.s. i honestly don't care whether or not you like Nutella. The whole fight about it is just plain stupid...