cop: ma'am, you realize how fast you're going

woman: yes, 120 in a 45

cop: let me see your drivers license

woman: you can't

cop: why not?

woman: i dont have one

cop: open your glove compartment

woman: i can't, theres a gun in there

cop: *requesting backup* why?

woman: i killed a guy, and he's in the trunk

cop 2: ma'am, were you driving without a drivers license?

woman: NO! *shows him her license*

cop 2: open your glove compartment

woman: *opens it, and its empty*

cop 2: may i see the inside of your trunk

woman: yes *opens it, again its empty*

cop 2: ma'am i apologize for the time wasted, my partner gave me the impresion that you were driving without a license, had possesion of a gun, and comitted murder, please forgive us

 woman: son of a b\tch probably told you i was speeding too huh?

cop 2: yes, again im sorry, carry on

 AND THATS HOW YOU AVOID A SPEEDING TICKET