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1. your_bestest_chick
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2013 10:43pm UTC
   I enjoy reading and faving quotes on Witty better than actually making them. :p
   
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2. your_bestest_chick
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2013 3:52pm UTC
   & Here's to the kids who:
   Actually eat their fortune cookies
   
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3. your_bestest_chick
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2013 5:38am UTC
   You know, when you've been through as much as i have with "men" then you know not to put ALL your trust in them
   BUT...when you meet a guy like the one i met,
   the kind of guy that makes you forget the world,
   the kind of guy you consider your best friend
   , the kind of guy you can tell ANYTHING to,
   the kind of guy that you have everything in common with
   THEN the whole "all men are the same" theory just fades away, because you found the one and you found him on valentines day out of all 365 days.
   and it would've been 4 years together on valentines day but then he texts you in middle of the night to tell you.... he's in love with someone else
   thats when your world comes crashing down, and nothing else matters, and you forget how to love again.
   thats what LIFE is to me, meaningless and full of dissapointments
   
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4. your_bestest_chick
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2012 8:00pm UTC
   Did you know the wedding ring goes on the ring finger because it's the only finger on your hand that connects to the heart(:
   
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5. your_bestest_chick
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2012 7:53pm UTC
   Most people when they see a scar on their leg
   "oh yea, i remember when i tried on my first pair of high heels and fell 3 times on that same spot...... good times"
   me when i see a scar on my leg
   "HOLY F*CKING SH\T how did that get there" O.o
   
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6. your_bestest_chick
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   July 11, 2012 1:05am UTC
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7. your_bestest_chick
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2012 3:26pm UTC
   *random number calls me*
   me: Hello?
   stranger: is this michelle
   me: yea, who's this, and how'd you get my
   stranger: i over heard you give it to your friend, but i need to ask you something
   me: oh, am i secretly in an action movie, in which you need me to battle evil and save the Earth?
   stranger: uhh, no, you stole my purple pen in 3rd period
   me: O.O wrong number (in my head) *that pen is MINE*
   
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8. your_bestest_chick
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2012 12:37am UTC
   cop: ma'am, you realize how fast you're going
   woman: yes, 120 in a 45
   cop: let me see your drivers license
   woman: you can't
   cop: why not?
   woman: i dont have one
   cop: open your glove compartment
   woman: i can't, theres a gun in there
   cop: *requesting backup* why?
   woman: i killed a guy, and he's in the trunk
   cop 2: ma'am, were you driving without a drivers license?
   woman: NO! *shows him her license*
   cop 2: open your glove compartment
   woman: *opens it, and its empty*
   cop 2: may i see the inside of your trunk
   woman: yes *opens it, again its empty*
   cop 2: ma'am i apologize for the time wasted, my partner gave me the impresion that you were driving without a license, had possesion of a gun, and comitted murder, please forgive us
   woman: son of a b\tch probably told you i was speeding too huh?
   cop 2: yes, again im sorry, carry on
   AND THATS HOW YOU AVOID A SPEEDING TICKET
   
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9. your_bestest_chick
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 3:51am UTC
   "just kidding", words you say after insulting someone to make it ok(:
   
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10. your_bestest_chick
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:30am UTC
    Making a quote then previewing it and Witty says i have 886 faves, and im like aww thanks Witty you're so modest<3
    
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11. your_bestest_chick
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:27am UTC
    A Security Guard is just a person who failed the physcological test to be a police
    
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12. your_bestest_chick
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    I had a dream that i was making out with.....
    Harry Styles
    and when my mom woke me up i started crying
    
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13. your_bestest_chick
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    ABC Family is the only channel i know that made a comedy about being a teen parent:
    Baby Daddy(:
    
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