I hate 'New Witty'.  

Who cares about 'those awkward moments'? They aren't even that awkward.
I don't care if it's your birthday. Sorry, but I just don't. You don't see me coming on here and being like, 'oh it's my 23993423942 birthday! can I get 23993423942 faves?!?!?!' *exageration* 
If my grandpa died, I don't think he'd care about how many faves I can get on Witty. He doesn't even care about that now! I understand you want support but asking for faves is not support for your dead grandfather. I'm sorry he died, I truly am, I know how that is, but it's not supporting your grandfather for asking for faves. 
One Direction quotes. Not to mention the over used ones. If I want to hear about One Direction, I can go watch their videos myself. And I do. And I used to make One Direction quotes before but I don't do that much anymore. I'm sorry for being a hypocrite right now, but It's just annoying. I've seen 'how many r's are theire?!?!??!!??!?!?!' I don't care.  And if you're going to say they said something, atleast provide the link or some kind of proof because I haven't heard 90% of the things you guys post.
And that brings me to jocked/overused/stolen quotes. You do not need to post the same quote more than once and it is in fact against the rules. I have heard 80% of these a million times and I do not want to here them again. There is no need to. I'm sick of it. I can't even stand it anymore.
And how about those people who comment on people's quotes pointing out a  mistake? Maybe they forget an r, who cares. Nobody is perfect. 
~~I don't care if you hate on me~~