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Me on a regular day:


Mom: I'm really sorry honey, but your hamster died.
Me:  It's okay.  I'm sure he is in hamster heaven now.

Me on my period:

Mom: They didn't have any raspberries at the store today, but I bought some stawberries and grapes!
Me: WTF!!  I wanted raspberries.  This has got to be the worst day of my life!! *Storms off crying*

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Me on a regular day: Mom: I'm really sorry honey, but your

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poohbear102396 · 1 decade ago
I LOVE raspberries!
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