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ok... so hardly any of you will get this. IDC!!! but if u do, COMMENT ME!!! :-)

When I read Maximum Ride I wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner. I mean, COME ON!

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing that is Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Fang! (HE IS NOT!!!!)

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

f you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.(heheh yeeeaahh...)

If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' Gazzy barked"

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"~Max
"For God's sake, Nudge, my ears are bleeding!"`Iggy

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

if your friend(s) think you're crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don't care copy and paste this is your pro

 

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing that is Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you want to kill Sam and the red haired wonder, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

Fang: 2 avian, 98 human, 100 HOTT! If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love the whole tall, dark, silent, mysterious, mutant thing about Fang, post this in your profile

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile!!

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

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ok... so hardly any of you will get this. IDC!!! but if u do,

7 faves · 6 comments · Mar 1, 2009 9:16pm

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Mellox3 · 1 decade ago
AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MAXIMUM RIDE!
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OMExoxo21 · 1 decade ago
this is nice wait do u have a fanfic like the peson b4 sed? cus i ove tht place
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tristansgirl · 1 decade ago
AWESOMEEEEEEEEE whats ur fanfic name imguessing ur a fanfic cuz the copy and paste if... are really popular over tehre!
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iluvmomo4now · 1 decade ago
omg i luv tht the person who commented b4 me got me reading it!!
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kat101 · 1 decade ago
OMG I LOVE THIS!!! i TRIES COPY AND PASTEING ALL OF IT INTO MY PRO CAUSE ITS ALL TRUE ABOUT ME, BUT IT WOULDNT FIT!!!!
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xXJluv2013Xx · 1 decade ago
woooow..... thats REALLY UGLY..... hahaha.... i dint kno it would look like that... WHOOPSIE!!!!
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