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hi216

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Member Since: 4 Jan 2012 11:10pm

Last Seen: 20 Apr 2020 05:20am

Birthday: November 30

Location: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

Gender: F

user id: 259966

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  1. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    One direction teaches us lessons
    Louis made it ok to be hyper

  2. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Directioners....
    Teacher: One.
    You: You've got that one thing!
    Teacher: No, one..
    You: One Direction!
    Teacher: Tell me..
    You: So tell me a lie!
    Teacher: You dont know ..
    You: You dont know your beautiful
    Teacher: get out!
    You: Get out, get out, get out of my head!

  3. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    "Hey dad, remember when I killed that butterfly, and you said no butter for a week?"
    Yeah?
    "And when I killed that honeybee, you said no honey for a week."
    Yeah,that was a month ago, so what.
    Mom just killed a cockroach should I break it to her?
    ...

  4. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 7:25pm UTC
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    We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
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  5. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    I'm Louis, This is Zayn.
    Harry's here with Liam Payne.
    Niall's Irish and he's cute,
    And we all look good in suits.

  6. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    "Baby you light up my world"

  7. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    One Direction At TGI Friday's
    TGI Friday's Waitress: Sorry boys! We are all out of forks. Let me go grab some spoons for ya!
    Louis : Fine by me!
    Niall : As long as I get some food, Im Good.
    Zayn: I will see my reflection in them, right?
    Harry : Cool, How old are you?? :))
    Liam: THIS IS MADNESS! WE ARE LEAVING RIGHT NOW! GET UP BOYS! ITS PROTEST TIME!!
    Louis:. No! Jimmy protested.
    Liam: SHUT UP LOU! LETS GO!!

  8. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 11:36am UTC
    How the boys will break up with a girl
    Harry: Um... So basically... Um... It's um... Er... Not really... Uh... Working out and you're not Louis.
    Zayn: It's not working out because let's just admit it. I'm hotter than you and I can DM any bi/tch and get em so yeah.
    Niall: Whaaaat? You're on a diet?! It's over
    .
    Louis: I have a better as/s than you. I have better clothes. I can even get guys better than you. So bye sweetie.
    Liam: I'm so sorry baby but it's not working out. It's not you I promise, it's me. Oh god, I'm being so mean. I can't believe I'm doing this. No please don't cry oh god what have I done I'm gonna go to hell oh no please don't feel bad oh god you're crying oh leave it I'm not breaking up with you that would be very mean of me.

  9. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    R.I.P.- They hurt her.
    After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They ...moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.
    They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"
    All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.
    The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong.
    Months later,Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.
    A few days later,one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived,they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.
    Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.
    They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.
    So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.
    FACT: About two months later,16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later,his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later,the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
    Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
    If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will
    get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower,or a drain.

  10. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are dying, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

  11. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    You laughed because I’m different………
    I laughed because I farted!

  12. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    I THINK.... People take pictures in a mirror to prove that they have the most messy house. •Fav•Follow•Comment• ,

    nmf

  13. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 11:15am UTC
    DoesAnyone eles wonder how
    there is fire in Bikini Bottom?
    there is fire in Bikini Bottom?

  14. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Having spontaneous photo shoots when no-one's home

  15. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment: when you’re at a sleepover and you’re the first one to wake up and have nothing to do…
    ©Hi216

  16. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    Does this dress make me look fat?
    no, your fat makes you look fat.
    ©hi216

  17. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    Awkwardly standing there, as your friend talks to someone you don't know.

  18. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    That awkward moment: when
    you are reading someone’s graphic tee and it looks like you are staring at their boobs.

  19. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    The butterflyproject:
    The butterfly project was something created to help and encourage self-harmers to stop cutting.
    RULES:
    1. When you feel like you want to cut, take a marker, pen, or sharpies and draw
    a butterfly on your arm or hand.
    2. Name the butterfly after a loved one, or someone that really wants you to get better.
    3. You must let the butterfly fade naturally. NO scrubbing it off.
    4. If you cut before the butterfly is gone, you’ve killed it. If you dont cut, it lives.
    5. If you have more than one butterfly, cutting kills all of them.
    6. Another person may draw them on you. These butterflies are extra special.
    Take good care of them.
    7. Even if you don’t cut, feel free to draw a butterfly anyways, to show your support. If you do this, name it after someone you know that cuts or is suffering right now, and tell them. It could help. Try get this to the top
    quotes so everyone of your witty sisters can see it.
    Copy and paste this for everyone to see.
    Youre all beautiful.
    btw. this isnt mine
    Stay Strong

  20. hi216 hi216
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:33am UTC
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    "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
    format by neversaynever16

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