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me; *walks into walgreens*
*grabs; pads, midol, chocolate..*
-sees that the cashier is a guy-
facial expression: -______-

Him; *rings it up*
*turns around with reciept .. * (minutes later)
"when you get back in your car, make sure to look at your reciept"

*gets back into car, looks at reciept*(back says..)
reciept: "Hey im jeremy, i see you might be in a little pain, i get off at 8 , text me (his number here), ill swing by and cuddle with you and give you a massage. "


OMG DUDE MARRY ME!!
true story, he actually did comeover .. and did exactly what he said.
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me; *walks into walgreens* *grabs; pads, midol, chocolate..*

16 faves · Jul 1, 2012 6:24pm

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