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*puts sunglasses on*
 

Me: omg im so cool. my swag is overflowing right now. I bet everyone is staring at me right now because of how awesome I look.
 

*reality*
 

everyone: Dude why the f**k do you have sunglasses on it's not even sunny out..
me: *chucks sunglasses and looks at random person*
Yeah really feak whats your problem?!
everyone: .........
me: psh people these days!

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*puts sunglasses on* Me: omg im so cool. my swag is overflowing

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