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That moment when...
You hear the smoke alarm in the middle of the night,
nearly pee your pants,
get up like a ninja,
smash through your windown wearing a blanket,
run back in like a hereo to save your family,
call the fire brigade,
and then you realize that it was just a spider.
 
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