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Oh hello :)
The name is Ashley,
I enjoy writing, singing, and just being a kid.
Talk to me!
Oh, and check out my other account, its called
Limited_Edition
I made this account after I started to write a story on ^ that one :)
okay then,

bye xx







  1. MyQuotes_ MyQuotes_
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    Phineas and Ferb:
    song clearly says that there is 104 days of summer vacation-
    yet there is 165 episodes...
    When does their summer end?

  2. MyQuotes_ MyQuotes_
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    My Period...
    is like a song on the radio.
    1st- Gets played just a little bit.
    2nd- It gets played heavily (You wish you would never hear it again)
    3rd- It dies off a little (gets played lightly)
    and just when you think that you'll never hear that song again...
    4th- It comes back.

  3. MyQuotes_ MyQuotes_
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    So the other day in school, My friend got a note from a boy.
    it said that he really liked her, and he basically poured his heart out on the page.
    afterwards he gave her a ring...
    the fact is that she doesn't like him remotely.
    This is the problem with love, the people that you want most don't even know you exist,
    but the people that you don't like...
    Love you with all
    their heart.

  4. MyQuotes_ MyQuotes_
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    spencer: where is carly?
    sam: at the mall.
    spencer: text her and ask her to buy me a corn dog!
    sam: but they dont sell corn dogs!
    spencer: I know! she'll be so confused!

  5. MyQuotes_ MyQuotes_
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    me: *tries out for sprinting team*
    coach: what experience do you have?
    me: well, sometimes, when my computer's charge is on one percent, I have to run
    next door to get the charger. It's pretty epic.
    coach: -_-

  6. MyQuotes_ MyQuotes_
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    That moment when...
    You hear the smoke alarm in the middle of the night,
    nearly pee your pants,
    get up like a ninja,
    smash through your windown wearing a blanket,
    run back in like a hereo to save your family,
    call the fire brigade,
    and then you realize that it was just a spider.
    nmf

  7. MyQuotes_ MyQuotes_
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    You know
    That you love witty
    when you type in 'h' and it comes up.
    nmf

  8. MyQuotes_ MyQuotes_
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 6:34am UTC
    Year 7: *breathes*
    Year 8: omg stupid little year 7's look how annoying god i hate them so much
    they just think that they own this school, I am so much older, omg look how
    cool they think they are when they are just little dorks, look at them run,
    their voices are so high, gosh so young, i was never that young omg omg.

  9. MyQuotes_ MyQuotes_
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 6:14am UTC
    Year 7 Science Class-
    teacher: Okay, so we are going to be watching a video on youtube
    about elephants, I havent seen it before so hopefully it will be good.
    video: So here in the wild, a baby elephant is so born and trying to walk.
    class: awwww...
    video: but out of the blue, a male is approaching, why?
    class: .........
    video: he starts to attack the baby, kicking it over.
    class: omg its dying.
    video: and now, it becomes clear why the male is here, he climbs up and...
    class: omg omg hahahahahaa
    teacher: *face palm*

:)

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