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The Difference between girls and boys:

Boy: "I have a girlfriend."
Mom: "Aw that's nice honey, when do we get to meet her?"
Dad: "I'm proud of you son..."

Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Mom: "Please tell me you didn't do it yet!"
Dad: *loads shotgun* "Call him over. I need to have a talk with this boy.."



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The Difference between girls and boys: Boy: "I have a girlfriend."

29 faves · 1 comments · Jun 21, 2012 7:23pm

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yourcool · 1 decade ago
the plus for my future boyfriends on this is they don't have to worry about my dad.
but they do have my mom, my sister, her boyfriend, my uncle, my grandfather, my nana, and my cousins.
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