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*how today went*
mom: ____, can you shut the door?
me: ......turn the light off......
mom: oh god, not this again.

uncle: okay, you can shut the door now.
me: turn the light off..
uncle: ...what?

cousin: hey, shut the door, ____.
me: ...TURN THE LIGHT OFF...
cousin: i wanna be with youuuu...

-true story.
don't know why so many told me to shut a door today..
and that's why i love my cousin.

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