16 WAYS 2 GET KICKED OUT OF
WAL*MART!!!
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake
walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone
asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push
them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they
take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!!
YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the
price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone
where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor
and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then
scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push
you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british
are coming!!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle
3" and see what they do
10-slip a bra and a lacey pink th0ng into a really macho-looking
man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with
him)
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people
in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead
people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."
16-on the announser thing, start sing "Baby Got Back"
by
Sir-Mix-Alot.
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63 faves · 5 comments · Feb 26, 2009 8:27pm
xxCokieisdabombx17
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1 decade ago
lol, luv it. my friend wants 2 do this stuff in the store now...
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xsanaa26x
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1 decade ago
haha, i wonder what would happen if youh did this stuff.
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insane
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1 decade ago
format and color and its perfect!
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ASiFxo13
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1 decade ago
haha love it
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xojuliiaax3 · 1 decade ago
woahh that soundss fun! i might try that...
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