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16 WAYS 2 GET KICKED OUT OF WAL*MART!!!

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink th0ng into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."

16-on the announser thing, start sing "Baby Got Back" by

Sir-Mix-Alot.

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16 WAYS 2 GET KICKED OUT OF WAL*MART!!! 1-wander through the

63 faves · 5 comments · Feb 26, 2009 8:27pm

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xojuliiaax3 · 1 decade ago
woahh that soundss fun! i might try that...
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xxCokieisdabombx17 · 1 decade ago
lol, luv it. my friend wants 2 do this stuff in the store now...
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xsanaa26x · 1 decade ago
haha, i wonder what would happen if youh did this stuff.
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insane · 1 decade ago
format and color and its perfect!
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ASiFxo13 · 1 decade ago
haha love it
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