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*me at resturant*

Mom: hello!
Dad: hello.
Me:
Waiter: Good evening! Would you like a table?
Mom: Of cou--
Me: No, not at all. i came to the resturant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 3 please.

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me at resturant Mom: hello! Dad: hello. Me: Waiter: Good evening!

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*me at resturant* Mom: hello! Dad: hello. Me: Waiter: Good evening!

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me at resturant Mom: hello! Dad: hello. Me: Waiter: Good evening!