(when my parents are asleep)
me: I am going to be quite so I don't
wake them
(when I am asleep)
my brother: I am going to shout at the
computer
my dad: I am going to shout at the
phone
my mum: I am going to turn on the very
noise coffee machine
every do in the world: we are all going to
bark at the same time
me: -_-
