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June 9, 2012 8:31pm UTC

(when my parents are asleep)
me: I am going to be quite so I don't wake them
(when I am asleep)
my brother: I am going to shout at the computer
my dad: I am going to shout at the phone
my mum: I am going to turn on the very noise coffee machine
every do in the world: we are all going to bark at the same time
me: -_-

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April 30, 2012 3:18am UTC

Random fact #11
A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years.
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April 30, 2012 3:15am UTC

Random fact #10
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren't added to it.
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April 30, 2012 3:12am UTC

Random fact #9
What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
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April 30, 2012 3:10am UTC

Random fact #8
The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan, there was never a recorded Wendy before!
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April 30, 2012 3:07am UTC

Random fact #7
The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the varieties of pickles the company once had.
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April 30, 2012 3:02am UTC

Random fact #6
Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
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April 30, 2012 2:53am UTC

Random fact #4
If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eye ball out.
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April 24, 2012 6:44am UTC

Guys who look good in eye liner...

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March 25, 2012 3:01am UTC

Quiz time! Time started: 4:47pmGender: FemaleBirthday: 3rd MarchSiblings: BrotherEye color: BrowniShoe size: 9Height: 159cmWhat are you wearing: denim shorts and black singletWhere do you live: AustraliaRighty or lefty: RightyWho are your closest friends: BrookeBest place for a date? idkFave Color?: light blueFave Number: 3Fave Boys Name: idkFave Girls Name: JadeFave Sport: NetballFave Month: MarchFave movies: REDJuice: MangoBreakfast food: PancakesGiven anyone a bath: No.Smoked: No.Made yourself throw-up: No.Gone skinny dipping: NoEaten a dog: NoPut your tongue on a frozen pole?:NoLoved someone so much it made you cry?: NoBroken a bone?: NoPlayed truth or dare: Of course.Been in a police car: NoBeen on a plane: YesCome close to dying: yesBeen in a hot tub: yesFell off your chair: YES!!Wait for someone's phone call all night: NopeSaved AIM/Yahoo conversations: No.Saved e-mails: YesFallen for one of your best guy friends: NOMade out with JUST a friend?: Never.Used someone: Nooo.Whats your good luck charm?: nothing really.Best song you ever heard: idkWhat's your bedroom like: messyWhat is beside you?: A wall and a chairLast thing you ate: jelly babiesWhat kind of shampoo do you use: Herbal EssenceBest thing that has happened to you this year: idkWorst thing that has happened to you this year: idkChicken pox: NEVERSore Throat: yes.Stitches: NEVERBroken nose: NopeDo you believe in love at first sight?: not reallyLike school: sometimesEat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars: NO!!Who was the last person that called you: my mumWhat makes you laugh the most?: My best friends and family.Last person that told you they love you: idkIs your loudest friend? BrookeDo you like filling these out?: Yeah.Do you wear contacts or glasses: contactsDo you like yourself: yeahDo you get along with your family: not with my brotherStolen anything over $50: NoWhat are you listening to right now? nothingGot any awards: Yes.What car do you wish to have: I dont care. as long as it runs.Where do you want to get married: idk.Good driver: I cant drive.Good singer: NO!!!Have a lava lamp?: Noooo.How many remote controls are in your house: a lotDouble jointed: yes.What do you dream about: random thingsLast time you showered: in the morningLast time you took a bath: i can't rememberScary or happy movies: happyChocolate or white chocolate: ChocolateRoot Beer or Dr. Pepper: NEITHER.Vanilla or chocolate: Chocolate.Summer or winter: winterSilver or Gold: eitherDiamond or pearl: eitherSunset or Sunrise: Sunset.Sprite or 7up: SpriteCats or dogs: BothCoffee or tea: Neither.Phone or in person: In personIndoor or outdoor: bothEnd Time: 5:01pm

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March 18, 2012 12:42am UTC

Type your name: Jade
Type your name with your elbow: jmjade
Type your name with your eyes closed:jafe
Type your name with your nose: jade
Bash your head into the keyboard: gth
Now repost this quote but delete my answers

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March 18, 2012 12:25am UTC

Before Marriage
Boy: At last I can hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want to leave?
Boy: No! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Always
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Hell no! Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!!
After Marriage: Read from the bottom back to the top.

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March 7, 2012 5:01am UTC

Why can't the human world be like the animal world,where the guys fight over the girls?

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October 5, 2011 2:42am UTC

Do you know a turtle's only weakness?
Their slowness?
No. Their only weakness it the they can't roll back when they are on their backs.
Oh, so if you tape two turtles together, they'd be unstoppable.

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October 5, 2011 2:29am UTC

*In Maths*"Oh, I get it now""I got it like 5 minutes ago""Dude let me have my moment"

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September 21, 2011 11:14pm UTC

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September 21, 2011 11:10pm UTC

The last ting I wan't to do is hurt you... :)But that's still on the list... >:)nmq/nmf

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September 21, 2011 11:05pm UTC

Life is like a movieIf you are sad - DramaIf you are afraid - SuspenseIf you afre angry - ActionWhen you look at the mirror - HorrorNow you are smiling - That's Comedy nmq/nmf

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September 21, 2011 10:59pm UTC

Don't worry about the world ending today because it's already tomorrow in Australia.nmq/nmf

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September 21, 2011 10:47pm UTC

Dear hot guys girlfriend,I've seen your boyfriend in the shower.Sincerely,His rubber duck. nmq

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