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Mom-"Hey, honey you know that song you like?"
                                                                                      Daughter-' Which one? '
"I'm sexy and I know it,"                  
                                                       
                               ' Ya?'
"Well I got one for you ;)"

"I walk in your and this is what I see,
There's a condom on the floor and its staring at me.
I have a rage in my stomach
And I'm not afraid to show it show it show it...
Your grounded and you know it."
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Mom-"Hey, honey you know that song you like?" Daughter-'

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