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warneckegirl8

1. warneckegirl8
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2012 11:01pm UTC
   Person 1: Can i take your picture?
   Person 2: Umm, why?
   Person1: So i can show Santa what i want for Christmas :)
   Person 2: DAWWE! :)
   
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2. warneckegirl8
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2012 4:37pm UTC
   HIDING YOUR FRIENDS CAR, AND WATCHING HER FREAK OUT ;)
   
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3. warneckegirl8
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2012 9:32am UTC
   Friend: Remember that 1 time.....ya, me either.
   
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4. warneckegirl8
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   August 17, 2012 12:10pm UTC
   LIFE IS NOT FOR US TO WONDER WHY...
   BUT FOR US TO EAT SLEEP POOP AND DIE
   
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5. warneckegirl8
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 5:17pm UTC
   IM RUBBER......UR GLUE.....WHATEVER YOU SAY....BOUNCES OFF OF ME.....AND STICKS TO YOU!!!!
   
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6. warneckegirl8
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 10:22am UTC
   If oppertunity doesn't knock.....
   build a door.....and when it finally does.....open it and explore
   
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7. warneckegirl8
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2012 9:33pm UTC
   FOR THOSE SOCCER GIRLS...
   LOOK UP S*** SOCCER GIRLS SAY!!!!!!! ON YOUTUBE.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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8. warneckegirl8
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2012 9:47pm UTC
   HOT CHICS!!
   "BOYS ARE CHEATS AND LIARS
   THERE SUCH A BIG DISGRACE
   THEY WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING
   TO GET TO SECOND BASE.........."
   ______
   
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9. warneckegirl8
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2012 9:37pm UTC
   YOU NKNOW SOMEONES YOUR BESTFRIEND WHEN.........
   THEY DONT EVEN BOTHER TO KNOCK ANYMORE!!
   
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10. warneckegirl8
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Be a lamp and....
    lighten the F### up
    
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11. warneckegirl8
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    YOLO!!!!!!
    NO MORE COULDA,SHOULDA, WOULDAS
    YOLO!!!!!
    
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12. warneckegirl8
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Him: Did you just fart??
    Me: no!
    Him: cuz you blew me away:)
    
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13. warneckegirl8
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    THAT AKWARD MOMENT WHEN..........
    YOU SAY YOU TOO TO A WAITRESS WHEN THEY SAY ENJOY YOUR MEAL!!
    Format by FormatsByMaisha - otherwise knows as MaiiEeeShaSha xoxo
    
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14. warneckegirl8
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:12am UTC
    WHATS GREEN AND HAS WHEELS
    * GRASS...I LIED ABOUT THE WHEELS :)
    
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