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Me In Contest;
Long, but worth while, i swear x)

Judge: There are 500 bricks in a plane, and one falls, how many are left?
Me: Easy, 499
Judge: Congrats, Now, what are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refriedgerator?
Me: simple, Open the fridge, put elephant inside, and close the fridge.
Judge: Very good! Now, what are the 4 steps of putting a whale in a fridge?
Me: Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the whale in, and close the fridge.
Judge: AMAZING! Now, its the lion king's birthday party and all the animals are there but one, why is that?
Me: Because the whale is still in the fridge.
Judge: Now an old lady is crossing a old bridge with alogators at the bottom, how does she cross?
Me: Like normal, because the alogators are at the lion king's brithday party.
Judge: Fnatasitc! Last question, the old lady dies in the end, why does she die?
Me: Ummmm, She drowned?
Judge: No, she got hit by the falling brick.
Judge: Gtfo.
Me: Ok :(

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175 faves · 3 comments · May 26, 2012 3:15pm

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BeautifulBabyBozza · 1 decade ago
so funny! lol
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asianninjanerdsrule · 1 decade ago
Isnt this like the netflix commercial, where they ask really stupid sonfusing questions? Mad me laugh...
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