Mom: Hun, can you pass me my wallet?
Me: Why?
Mom: I wasn't asking, I was comanding.
Me: That didn't sound like a comand.
Mom: Get me my damn wallet.
Me: *Phone rings* Oh hold on it's Paul... Hey
Paul! Oh no I'm not busy!
Mom: *Grabs phone, throws it across the room*
Me:..
Mom: ...
Me:...
Mom: Can you pass me my wallet, sweetie?
Me: * Quickly grabs wallet handing it to mom*
Mom: Thank you hunny.
I'm guessing she was
on her period.
LESSON: Don't ever try to be a
smarta$s while your mom is on her
period.
