Me:
*gets cat for my birthday* aww
Me: *cat scratches me* YOU F*CKING CAT AHH I HOPE
YOU GET HIT BY A CAR
Dad: Do not speak like that to the cat! She's
only playing!
Dad: *cat scratches him* JESUS F*CKING CHRIST OMG,
WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING THESE ANIMALS??? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ASK FOR
A CAT??
Me: I wanted a TV.
Me: *gets cat for my birthday* aww Me: *cat scratches me* YOU
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May 16, 2012 3:18am
