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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.....
Teacher: It is phsically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small.
Little girl: But how come Jonah was swallowed by a whale?
Teacher: A whale can NOT swallow a human; it is physically impossible!
Little girl: When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.
Teacher: What if Jonah went to hell?
Little girl: Then you ask him.

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales..... Teacher:

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