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Shellie7

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Member Since: 31 Mar 2012 10:22pm

Last Seen: 8 Dec 2012 08:13am

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I LOVE 1D!!!!
  1. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    *in the car with my brother*
    Me: im changing the music station
    Brother: -.-
    *gangnam style comes on*
    Me: :O
    Brother: O 3O!
    *waits a few seconds*
    Both: WOP WOP WOP NA GANGNAM STYLE
    Both: AYEEEEEE SEXXXAY LADDIES!!!!
    *songs over*
    Brother: awwww that was my jam!
    does this happen to anyone else?

  2. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    me: whats 1+1
    friend: 69 no duh
    me: xD
    friend: whats 1+1
    me: ...
    friend: sexual enterlock
    *both start laughing insanly hard*
    get it?
    sometimes science class can be fun

  3. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrent.

  4. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!

  6. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    I am having no problem with texting and driving. Now texting while walking downstairs, that stuff in dangerous!

  7. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Dear Automatic flushing toilet,
    I wasnt finished. calm the FUWK down!!!!

  8. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Steps to avoid a sea bear
    1) Dont ever eat cubed cheese
    2) Never wear a sombrero
    3) Never Ever screech like a chimpanzee
    4) Don't wear a pink frilly dress
    5) Don't wave flashlights around and around
    Now you are protected from gettting attacted from a sea bear. If a sea bear in fact does come, make sure you draw a circle around yourself and dont make any fast movements

  9. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    The longer you hide your feelings for someone, the more you fall for them.

  10. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    What if...
    You didn't know your mom?
    You didn't know your dad?
    You didn't know your siblings?
    You didn't know where your family is?
    What if, your family was across the world somewhere?
    What if your adopted?
    I am that what if
    All I want is to find my siblings and family.

  11. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    WHO DID WHAT?
    WHEN
    WHERE
    WHY
    HOW
    FAVE IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT...

  12. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    I might not be Fred Flinstone,
    BUT
    I can still make your bed ROCK

  13. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Time heal's everything...
    Except
    Bad Tattoos

  14. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Papa Bear: "Someone's been sleeping in my bed!"
    Mama Bear: "someone's been sleeping in my bed!"
    Baby Bear cried: "Why don't you share a bed?!?!?"

  15. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    The future of American women is being led by role models like Snooki, Lindsay Lohan, Nicki Minaj... you're totally screwed.

  16. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 11:05am UTC
    Silence is golden
    but
    duck tape is SHINY

  17. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    In a thousand years....
    People will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people for a punishment

  18. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    me: Did you just call me a b*tch?
    friend: yeah
    me: wow you make it sound like a bad thing
    friend: that's because it is a bad thing.....
    me: actually no becaue a b*tch is a female dog, dogs pee on trees, and trees are beautiful. so you just called me beautiful....
    friend: damn

  19. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Snowwhite sleeps with 7 men, Tarzan is half naked, Cinderelle comes home after midnight, Pinocchio always lies, Aladin is the king of thieves, Batman drives 200 mph, That's what they teach us as kids... no wonder we f*ck up sometimes.

  20. Shellie7 Shellie7
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    When there area adults at my house:
    5% sitting there with them acting like a good kid.
    95% in my room laughing with the lights off and looking up funny pictures.

:)

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