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Friend: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: You should have gone before class
Friend: But I need to go now
Teacher: I think you can wait
Friend: No, I need to go to the bathroom now
Teacher: Why
Friend: UGH! BECAUSE IM ON MY FREAKING PERIOD!
Teacher:.......ok
Class: *cracks up laughing*

*this actually happened*

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