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Shopping with One Direction
Harry: Louis, look at this thong!
Louis: Buy it, you can show me tonight.
Paul: NO. Harry, put it down.
Niall: Paul, I want a pretzel!
Liam: Calm down Niall, we'll get one soon.
Niall: NO, LIAM, NOW!
Harry: Louis look! Underwear with cats on it!
Paul: Harry, Louis, get out of Victoria's Secret.
NIall: Pretzel! Now!
Liam: Where's Zayn?! Has anyone seen Zayn?!
Louis: He's admiring his reflection in the windows.
Paul: Zayn!
Niall: Pretzel!
Zayn: Oh, hey there, sexy.
Paul: Zayn, stop talking to yourself--NO HARRY DON'T CHANGE INTO THAT THONG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE!
Niall: PRETZEL.
Liam: *sigh*

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