My thoughts while texting the guy I
like -
Me: i think i should send
him a text
Me: but what if he's busy
Me: what if i annoy him
Me: whatever. i'm doing it anyway.
Me: *sends a text*
ok if he doesnt text me back in 2 minutes then he probably
hates me
*2 minutes pass*
Me: yeah he hates me
Me: my life is over
Me: *hears phone vibrate*
Me: OH MY GOD IT'S HIM.
OH SH*T.
OH MY F*CKING GOD IT'S HIM.
WHAT THE F*CK.
I'M GONNA SH*T MY PANTS.
ASDFGHJKL
OH JESUS.
OH SWEET SWEET JESUS.
THANK YOU.
PRAISE THE LORD.
IS THIS REAL LIFE OMG
SWEET HEAVENLY LORD THANK YOU THIS IS WAS SO UNEXPECTED OH
MAN
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