Mom: Get off the computer.
Me: No
Mom: Get off or I'll ground you.
Me: I never go anywhere so....
Mom: ...I'll take away your phone
Me: I lost it.
Mom: Your iPod
Me: Left it at school.
Mom: *sighs* If you don't get off, I will throw out the
Poptarts.
Me: ...
Mom: ....
Me: ....
Mom: ....
Me: .... *gets off*
Mom: ...
Me: ....
