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me: todays gunna be a good day! :)
alarm clock: sorry, i dont feel like going off today.
stomach: you are gunna be SO hungry today, just you wait.
crush: lol you don't exist.
teachers: wait, here's a bunch of homework you can't understand.
girls at school: and we've decided to be extra annoying and b*tchy today too.
weight: just so you know, i'm going up.
ovaries: hope you have pads in your locker.
face: and did we mention you're breaking out?
me: -_-
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