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xfreshtodeath

Status: stay classy and don't change for anyone. <3

Member Since: 2 Nov 2011 03:01pm

Last Seen: 18 Oct 2012 03:20pm

Location: nathan syke's pantsss.

Gender: F

user id: 233455

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hey there. i'm 'm emily. welcome to neverland. .


+   the wanted, stretched ears, tumblr, british youtubers, nail polish, snapbacks, baseball, music, makeup, screamo, coffee, fashion, my boyfriend, writing.

-   douchebags guys, people with bad grammer omg, waking up early, slutss, twilight, juggalos, pintrest.

 
  1. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
    - Name: Emily.
    - Eye Color: Hazel/Brown.
    - Hair Style/Color: Black with blonde highlights, wavy.
    - Height: 5'9.
    - Clothing style: I dont know really, lol I like to dress like a tumblr kinda girl? But tbh 'm too fat for nice stuff like that so sweats ahah
    - Best physical feature: I like my hair and my eyes.
    LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
    - Your fears: Being buried alive, losing everyone in my life.
    - Your guilty pleasure: Boybands lolol
    - Ambitions for the future: I want to go to college for culinary arts, then open my own restaurant in the long run :)
    LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
    - Your first thoughts waking up: Probably "ughhhh i don't want to get up but i have school -_-"
    - What you think about most: Probably my boyfriend or my weight.
    - What you think about before bed: Most of the time I stay up on Tumblr till I can't keep my eyes open anymore, so lol I'm thinking about how tired I am. r about something stupid I did over the day or something I don't look forward to about tomorrow.
    - You think your best quality is: My sense of humor, lol I think to think I'm funny. And that I'm creative and smart.
    LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
    - Single or group dates: Single fo sho but I would love to go on a double date sometime.
    - To be loved or respected: Both are important to me, but if I had to chose one, respected.
    - Beauty or brains: I would say brains because they;'re more important, but in this society you only have a chance if you're good looking .
    - Dogs or cats: I love cats sooo much but I have to say dogs c:.
    LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
    - Lie: Like 10 times a day. .
    - Believe in yourself: Not normally.
    - Believe in love: Yes
    - Want someone: I have someone amazing in my life right now. <3
    LAYER SIX: EVER?
    - Been on stage: Yeah, a bunch lolol.
    - Done drugs: I've smoked weed buttttt not really any serous drugs.
    - Changed who you were to fit in: Yesss.
    LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
    - Favorite color: Teal/turquoise or purple or gray.
    - Favorite animal: Slothes or Giraffes.
    - Favorite movie: I don't think anyone has a favorite movie lol. But ones I could watch a million times are The Rocky horror Picture Show, The Kids Are Alright, Juno, 500 Days of Summer, and all of the Harry Potter movies.
    - Favorite game: I like to watch baseball, and I like to play volleyball, but like for board games, I am the queen of Sorry. And like video games, I like guitar hero :)
    LAYER EIGHT: AGE
    - Day your next birthday will be: May 9th, a Thursday.
    - How old will you be: 16 c:
    - Age you lost your virginity: Hopefully not for a while in the future when I'm mature and ready.
    - Does age matter: Depends, in love, not really, but when you're an adult, not at all.
    LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
    - Best personality: Someone who can make me laugh, and respects me. Someone who just basically doesn't suck all the happiness out of me and make me feel like a piece of sh*t.
    - Best eye color: Doesn't matter.
    - Best hair color: Irrelevant.
    - Best thing to do with a partner: I have an amazing boyfriends, and it doesnt matter as long as we're together :) <3
    LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
    - I love: the internet!
    - I feel: out of place.
    - I hide: everything.
    - I miss: my social life.
    - I wish: I was skinny.

  2. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    when the innocence is dead and gone,
    these will be the times we
    look back on.
    © d1saster

  3. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    &if you walk away, i know i'll fade,
    cuz theres nobody
    else, it's gotta be you♥

  4. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    hey, i just met you.
    and this is crazy.
    but i spend all my free time blogging about you on tumblr and tweeting you and making witty quotes about you and and all my friends are sick of you because of you and i spend all my money buying merch and tickets and meet&greets and i would literally give my left boob to meet you.
    so call me maybe.

  5. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    5 boys.
    9 kidneys.
    12 nipples.
    One Direction. ♥

  6. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    ♥and i realized. ;;♥
    if you asked me how i'm [doing,]
    i would say "i'm doing just fine,"i would
    lie and say that you're not on my mind.
    &i go out and i sit down at a table set for two.
    &finally im fored to face
    the truth, not matter what i say,
    i'm not over you.♥
    nmf

  8. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    take a breath, don't it sound so easy?
    Never had a doubt,
    now I'm going crazy. ♥

  9. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    avox 1:
    avox 2:
    avox 1:
    avox 2:

  10. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    I need another story.
    Something to get off my chest.
    My life gets kinda boring.
    Need something that I can
    confess.

  11. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    xfreshtodeath
    me: todays gunna be a good day! :)
    alarm clock: sorry, i dont feel like going off today.
    stomach: you are gunna be SO hungry today, just you wait.
    crush: lol you don't exist.
    teachers: wait, here's a bunch of homework you can't understand.
    girls at school: and we've decided to be extra annoying and b*tchy today too.
    weight: just so you know, i'm going up.
    ovaries: hope you have pads in your locker.
    face: and did we mention you're breaking out?
    me: -_-
    my quote.nmf.

  12. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    ░░░░
    See, I’m real, I do it all, it’s all me.
    I’m not fake, don’t ever call me lazy.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    if i tm l ou d e r , w o u l d y o u se e me?
    would you lay down, in my arms and rescue me? ♥

  14. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    To all the Witty girls who think they're Directioners:
    Do you even know their stories? Do you know that Liam only has one kidney, so he can't drink a lot. Did you know Liam auditioned when he was 14, and Simon Cowell told him to come back in 2 years? Did you know that Niall's hair is naturally brown, and he bleaches it? Did you know Louis has 4 little sisters? I bet you didn't know Zayn's dad is from Pakistan and that he's a practicing Muslim? Would you ever have guessed that Harry has 4 nipples? Did you know that when Louis was younger, he got suspended form school because he mooned a teacher? Did you know Louis was Danny in his high school musical of 'Grease'?
    No, I bet you didn't. Ya know, being a Directioner is more than knowing that Liam hates spoons, Louis likes girls who eat carrots, Harry likes older woman, Zayn says "VAS HAPPENIN?" and Niall is Irish and likes Nandos. They may just be those 5 hot singers who open for Big Time Rush to you, but to me, they're so much more. ♥

  15. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    I remember when the motto was
    "HAKUNA MATATA", NOW IT'S "YOLO."

  16. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Dear boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, dont expect us to look like
    Victoria's Secret models.

  17. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    xfreshtodeath/nmq/nmf
    She was a young preteen obsessed with magazines,
    Always watched the model scene on the television screen.
    Looked up in the mirror and the only thing she seen,
    Was a fat and ugly body, never thought she was queen.
    Squeezed into her jeans and all she could was scream.
    Spent all her daddy's money on the lotions and the creams.
    Man, she spent a fortune, never had reinforcement.
    Daddy never hugged her cuz her parents were divorced,
    And when she ate she forced it, or cut it into portions,
    Then spent the rest of the night just clutchin to the porcelain.
    She used to be so pure, but she gave the intercourse
    to a dude thats abusive cuz she feels so insecure.
    He's cheating, and he beats her, but they're never gunna break up.
    Cuz when her eyes are black and blue, she just covers it make up.
    The companies are lying just so they can get they're cake up.
    Cmon baby, look, you're beautiful, you need to wake up.
    -Timothy De La Ghetto ♥

  18. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    And you can see i t wr i t t en on her face,
    that she had never felt this way.
    NFM/FMQ

  19. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    You're offended by my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself. -Tyga.
    format: jayciecutie01

  20. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 1:23pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    THROW
    HUNNIDS, HUNNIDS.

:)

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