Witty Profiles
TODAY I WENT TO APPLEBEES
and at the one I go to they have this giant plastic pony. Halfway through eating I turn and see a 4 year old boy beating it with a spoon saying, "Why. Won't. You. Turn. Into. A. Unicorn." Hitting it after each word. I have high hopes for this kid!
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