The American Government
Casey Anthony: So it's pretty obvious I either killed my kid or knew about it and didn't care. lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So, after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda slapping you in the face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, we know you're a good guy.
Teenager: So, I can't really afford to buy CDs or iTunes so I download my music so that I can have it--
Court: How dare you even breathe?