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One of my friends: "OMG, last night me and my boyfriend were in the phone for FIVE HOURS! We just couldn't hang up!"

Another friend: "I think me and my boyfriend are going to go see a movie this weekend!"

Yet another friend: "My boyfriend got me the cutest thing for Valentine's Day! You should have seen it!"

Me: "I like food."

FOREVER ALONE.

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One of my friends: "OMG, last night me and my boyfriend

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