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ammascaro

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Member Since: 9 Oct 2011 04:43pm

Last Seen: 10 Jun 2012 03:17pm

user id: 225336

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  1. ammascaro ammascaro
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Everyone is entiled to their own opinion;
    It's just that yours is stupid.
    nmq/ ammascaro

  2. ammascaro ammascaro
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    So I'm not good enough for you?
    It's okay, I never am...

  3. ammascaro ammascaro
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    I feel so untalented whenever I watch singers on youtube
    anybody else? ♥

  4. ammascaro ammascaro
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    She may look better than you, but come one, she's vain and she doesn'thave a brain ♥

  5. ammascaro ammascaro
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    Nothing personal... but if I were a bird,
    i'd poop on your head

  6. ammascaro ammascaro
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
    10. Did you get any under the tree?
    9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
    8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
    7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
    6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
    5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
    4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
    3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
    2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
    1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall

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