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ammascaro
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January 31, 2012 4:44pm UTC

Everyone is entiled to their own opinion;
It's just that yours is stupid.
nmq/ ammascaro

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ammascaro
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January 12, 2012 9:16pm UTC

So I'm not good enough for you?
It's okay, I never am...

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ammascaro
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January 10, 2012 6:47pm UTC

I feel so untalented whenever I watch singers on youtube
anybody else? ♥

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ammascaro
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January 7, 2012 11:56pm UTC

She may look better than you, but come one, she's vain and she doesn'thave a brain ♥

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ammascaro
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January 5, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Nothing personal... but if I were a bird,
i'd poop on your head
♥

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ammascaro
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December 14, 2011 9:31pm UTC

10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall

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