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WHY I LOVE SIRI:
MY FRIEND: " I need a dinner reservation for Valentine's Day
SIRI: Ill see if any restaurants have a table for one
MY FRIEND: "No, I need a reservation for two
SIRI: Why? Is your mother in town?

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WHY I LOVE SIRI: MY FRIEND: " I need a dinner reservation

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