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"Are you single?"
"No, I'm plural."
"No, I meant are you free this Friday?"
"No, I'm expensive."





 

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"Are you single?" "No, I'm plural." "No,

954 faves · 6 comments · Feb 14, 2012 6:34pm

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peanutrox21 · 1 decade ago
and theres the proof

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sticksandstones001 · 1 decade ago
I have this quote in my quotes...lmao. WOW.
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peanutrox21 · 1 decade ago
well this one is... and its not good if its jocked... so it shouldnt be a top quote..!

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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
@peanutrox21

everyone thinks all of the top quotes are jocked, most of them aren't. get over it.
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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
LMAOO.
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peanutrox21 · 1 decade ago
jocked

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