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 Today, a girl came to my class and said "I want to be a dinosaur." I recently learned that if you tie a belt around your arms you can look like a T-rex. The look on my teacher's face was priceless when I took off my belt and said "I'll show you a dinosaur."- MLIA



 
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Today, a girl came to my class and said "I want to be a

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