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Hi, welcome to my Witty!Hola, Bienvenidos a mi ingeniosa!
Ciao, Benvenuto nel mio spiritoso!
, Velkomin fyndinn minn!
Hallo, Willkommen auf meiner witzig !!!


 

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Hola, my name is Gabby. I blow out the candles on April 24. I have a weird new obbssession with One Direction. LIAM IS SO HOT! Err, I'm kind of witty stupid so all of my quotes and my profile are super ugly so... IGNORE THAT. EMBRACE THE AWESOME.
I also really like Asian food but... yeah. "It's called 'The Ugly Barnacle'.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."


-Patrick Star 
nmq
EAT FRIED FOOD

 
  1. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    I am Ariel
    Cinderella:
    [] one of your parents is dead.
    [x] you are expected to do a lot of chores.
    [] you love to dress up.
    [x] you love animals.
    [x] you are waiting patiently for your prince charming.
    [] your mom is really strict.
    [] you have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
    [x] you’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
    [x] you have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
    [x] you have/had blonde hair.
    Total: 6
    Belle:
    [] you’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
    [] you’ve been lost in the forest.
    [x] you love to read.
    [x] you are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
    [x] one of your family members is a bit weird.
    [] you have done volunteer work.
    [] you have a wild imagination.
    [] you love to take care of people in need.
    [] you’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re hot
    [] you’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
    Total: 3
    Jasmine:
    [] your dad is very rich/ important.
    [x] you are very clever.
    [] you’ve been with someone way different from you.
    [x] you’re unique and different from everyone else.
    [x] you’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
    [] you have set a lot of goals for yourself.
    [] you don’t have a lot of friends.
    [x] you’re independent.
    [] you are wealthy.
    [] your parents try to control your life.
    Total: 4
    Ariel
    [x] your parents expect a lot from you
    [x] you really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
    [] you’re a bit of a trouble maker.
    [x] you’re the youngest in your immediate family or in the last 2.
    [] you have a lot of sisters (3 or more).
    [x] you collect something
    [x] you have/had long, hair
    [x] you have/had a pet fish.
    [] you’re extremely curious
    [x] you believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
    Total: 7
    Snow white:
    [] you know that you’re beautiful.
    [] you like taking care of others.
    [x] you have/ had dark brown/ black hair.
    [] sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
    [] you’ve almost been killed.
    [x] you have at least seven good friends.
    [] you’ve had food poisoning.
    [] you have/had short hair.
    [] you get along with almost everyone.
    [] all of your friends are different.
    [x] you love to have a good time.
    [x] you’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
    Total: 4
    Mulan:
    [x] you can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [] people wish you could be a bit more girly.
    [] you’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
    [] you’ve had a physical fight with someone.
    [] you have/had considered running away from home.
    [] your parents try to plan your life out.
    [] a lot of your friends are boys.
    [x] you sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
    [] you love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
    Total: 2
    Aurora:
    []you live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
    [] you almost died at a very young age.
    [] you are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
    [] you have a decent singing voice.
    [x] you like to sleep in late on the weekends.
    [] you spend most of your time outside.
    [] you’re adopted.
    [x] you’re very romantic.
    [] pink is one of your favourite colours.
    Total: 2
    Pocahontas
    [] you love to walk around and explore big cities.
    [] you are more spiritual than religious.
    [] you’ve been in an interracial relationship.
    [] one of your family members is dead
    [x] your parents are very protective of you.
    [x] someone you know has been in war.
    [x] you love nature.
    [] you have/had black hair.
    [x] you would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
    [] you’re very adventurous.
    Total: 4

  2. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    july 5th every wittian put a ' w' on your hand and s ee how many wittians are out there s pread the word <3
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    NMQ

  3. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    They Hurt Her. R.I.P Carmen gone but not forgotten… Keep Reading: After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted “She’s down in the sewer!” All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled “They Pushed Her” and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn’t repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name – you’ll find this to be true. If you don’t repost this saying “They hurt her,” then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet,or the shower
    NMQ it scared the shitaki mushrooms out of me

  4. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Can you please click this link? It would mean the world!
    http://www.q102.com/common/shareme/index.php?linkid=8q5dja07667df8wc723ci50hbx
    PLEASE

  6. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    Sorry, another question. Sorry I have to keep making quotes cuz I can't find a contact the website people button but nvm... Okay, you know the new chat we have? I was able to chat with anyone online before and know I can only chat with people I follow. How do I get it back to what I had before?

  7. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    I have a question for the q102 click the link to win one direction tickets, how many tickets do you win? Comment plz if u know, I can't seem to find it.

  8. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    k, question 4 all those people doing the q102 one direction concer link click thing, how many tickets do you get?

  9. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    > He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    > He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    > He called you to talk about nothing at all
    . > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    > He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  11. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    Gryffindor:
    [X] You are loud
    [x] You like going to school to see your friends
    [ ] You’ve had more than a couple dententions
    [X] You have lots of friends
    [ ] You always have something to do on the weekends
    [ ] You like to be the center of attention
    [x] You get average to above average grades in school
    [ ] You’ve been called bossy before
    [x] You’re a bit of a daredevil / you like an adrenaline rush
    [ ] You are athletic
    [ ] You are one of the best players on your team
    [x] You would do anything for your loved ones
    [ ] You like the color red
    [x] Your favorite class is Transfiguration or DADA
    [x] You would never break a promise
    TOTAL: 7
    Hufflepuff:
    [x] You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends
    [ ] You get average grades in school
    [ ] You’ve been called boring before
    [x] You don’t like to brag about your achievements
    [x] You value honesty
    [ ] You don’t mind working hard to get what you want
    [ ] You like the color yellow
    [ ] You have a job
    [ ] You are athletic
    [ ] You are a team player
    [x] You are in the middle of the social totem pole
    [x] You are easily amused
    [ ] You like helping others
    [ ] Your favorite class is Herbology or Divination
    [x] You like the music played on the radio best
    TOTAL: 6
    Ravenclaw:
    [x] You get good grades in school
    [x] You like to read
    [x] Dumb people annoy you
    [ ] You are creative
    [ ] You’ve been called a know-it-all before
    [x] You would say your intelligence level is higher than most
    [x] You hate cheating
    [x] People often want you to help them with homework or projects
    [ ] You are intothe creative arts : theatre, dancing, drawing, etc.
    [x] You are extremely logical in your way of thinking
    [ ] You are considered shy or quiet by people you don’t know
    [ ] You like the color blue
    [ ] Your favorite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures
    [x] You tend to over analyze things
    [ ]You can focus and pay attention well
    TOTAL: 8
    Slytherin:
    [x] You are very competitive
    [ ] You like the finer things in life
    [ ] You think welfare is a waste
    [ ] You’ve made fun of someone in the past week
    [ ] You’ve been called a snob before
    [ ] You think the end justifies the mean
    [x] You’re not afraid to say something to someone else’s face
    [ ] You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you
    [ ] You’ve made someone cry by just saying something to them
    [x] You tend to root for the villains in movies, books, etc
    [ ] You are very good with words
    [ ] Above all, you want to be successful in life
    [x] You like the color green
    [ ] You love to win
    [x] Your favorite class is Potions or DADA
    Total: 5
    Ravenclaw... I feel smart :D

  12. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    OMFG THEY ARE DOING WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL ON GLEE NEXT WEEK
    OHHHH MYYY GOOLLLDDDDFFFFIIIISSSHHHHHHHH

  13. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    The Basics:
    Name: Gabby
    Age: 12
    Love Life:
    Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No :P
    Do you like someone?: Err.. Kinda
    Does anyone like you?: How am I supposed to know?
    Hugged anyone in the past week? My Mom...?
    Friendships
    Who is your best friend? Julia, Josie, Amy, Abby, Arielle, Brianna... the list goes on.
    Did you lose any friends this year?: Not really
    Gain any?: Yeah :)
    Meet a special friend?: What do you mean by 'Special Friend'?
    Did you hang out with any friends in the past week?: What you think I dont have a social life? I see how it is.
    New Years Eve
    Did you do anything at midnight? Sleep. Oh yeah.
    Who did you spend it with?: My bed and some pillows
    Did you have any resolutions?: Those are pointless. But I wanted to be more organized. My stuff is always everywhere.
    Valentines Day
    Did you have a Valentine?: No, thanks for reminding me.
    Did you send out any cards/chocolates/ect? Yup
    Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?: Yeah, his name is Bob and he lives in my mind where everything is made of cotton candy.
    Summer
    Did you go on vacation?: Yeah
    Did you hang out on the beach with friends?: Yup
    How long was your summer break?: 2 and a half months
    Did you get a tan?: Uh-huh
    Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?: Yes, me and Bob had a lovely time in Candy Land
    Halloween
    Did you go trick or treating? Every year
    If so, who did you go with? Friend and my annoying bro and his annoying friend
    Did you dress up? OF COURSE!
    Your Birthday
    Who did you spend it with?: Friends and some chicken
    What did you do?: Partied in a giant ball pit
    What did you get?: Ducks (No lie)
    Hugged someone: Yea
    Electricuted yourself: Yeah, I licked a remote. Don't ask.
    Climbed more than 60 feet: No way. I would have died.
    Made a Youtube video: Nope
    Lied to a loved one: I once told my mom I cleaned my room when I didn't... I'm such a rebel.
    Had a pet: yea
    Ran a marathon: I ran a 5k
    5 Do’s
    1. Do you play any instruments?: Clarinet
    2. Do you play any sports?: Softball
    3. Do you believe in 2012? Nope
    4. Do you like animals? yes
    5. Do you honestly like Obama?: Idk, my sister has put some ridiculous politial opinions of hers in my mind and I don't know... IM ONLY 12!
    If’s
    1. If you get 1 Million for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, would you?: I don't have one so... SURE!
    2. If you were to get $50,000 for killing a rat, would you?: It's a rat. Of course I would
    3. If you were to choose between your best friend and your brother/sister, who would you choose?: Can't chose... such a deep question.. -.-
    4. If you were to choose between coke/pepsi or sprite/7up, which would you choose?: Coke/Pepsi
    3 How’s
    1. How old do you want to be when you get married? 23-26
    2. How many siblings do you have?: 1brother, 2 sisters
    3. How did your last Christmas go? good
    2 When’
    1. When is your birthday?: April 24
    2. When was the last time you went to the mall?: Psh, I never go to the mall
    1 What
    1. What would you say if the guy/girl you like right now kissed you? Well, that was a weird dream.

  14. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    NO KURT WHY DID YOU CHEAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    BAGsdjglknsdgl;rngrslnlsfN JU;K

  15. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    YOU FOON!

  16. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Josh Hutcherson and Nicki Minaj. My Life is Complete!
    And why Big Time Rush? WTF? Should have been LMFAO

  17. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    THE IPOD GAME!!!
    HOW TO PLAY: GRAB YOUR IPOD AND HIT "SHUFFLE SONGS" FOR EACH QUESTION
    What will I be when I grow up?
    BAck to black
    Who will I marry?
    Moves like jagger
    Say something about me
    Cowboy Cassonova
    Favorite thing to do?
    Misery
    My feeling right now
    Rehab
    I'm doing this right now
    Somewhere Only We Know
    Killer?
    We Found Love
    Lover?
    No Air
    What am I doing tommarrow?
    Kiss 'n' tell (Kesha)
    Express myself
    Survivor/I will Survive (Glee ;)
    =I hate...
    Bohemian Rhapsody
    I love...
    Summer Nights
    Ticklish?
    White Lair
    Funny?
    Smile
    Eating this...
    Don't rain on my parade
    Good thing?
    Without You
    Bad thing?
    Toxic
    Is this game fun?
    Picture to burn
    How do you feel about this game?
    Super Bass
    Should i ask a stupid question?
    Like a G6
    How many bannanas did you eat last Thursday?
    Beth
    Are you sad this is almost over?
    My Life Would Suck Without You
    Will you tell your friends about this game?
    Marchin' On
    Will they take it?
    Before He cheats
    (Most of these songs are from Glee so I'm putting the Glee songs in orange )

  18. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Can you name 13 people off the top of your head?
    1. Julia
    2. Josie
    3. Amy
    4. Brianna
    5. Arielle
    6. Abby
    7. Emily
    8. Eli (I hate this child)
    9. Danielle
    10. Will (I yelled at him at dismissal XD)
    11. Matt
    12. Bella (must die)
    13. Drew
    How did you meet number 10?
    School
    havw you ever seen #4 cry
    Nope
    Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
    Uhhh.... not really
    Are you good friends with 13?
    God no
    Something about 1?
    bestiest person EVER!
    How did you meet number 12?
    Schoold
    Whats 7's fav color?
    idk
    What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
    Probaly run around screaming in confusing or convince myself it was a joke or something.
    Whats the worst thing about 5?
    nothing
    Fact about 9?
    She played softball with me and is awesome
    Would you ever live with 8?
    No. Never. No. Maybe if I died.... nah.
    Is 2 single?
    Yupper
    Where does 7 live?
    Idk
    What do you think about 2?
    best friend!!!
    Whos 11 going out with?
    No one I don't think.
    What do you think about 3 and 4?
    3. She is awesome I love her.
    4 One of the funniest people I have ever met. WE GOING TO SEE DA HUNGER GAMES WIT 1,3,5, and 6!

  19. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    I'm afraid of 17 out of the 72 common fears.
    [X ] the dark
    [] staying single forever
    [x] being a parent
    [X] giving birth
    [] being myself in front of others
    [] open spaces
    X[] closed spaces
    [x]heights
    [] dogs
    [] birds
    [] fish
    [] spiders
    [] flowers or other plants
    [] being touched
    [] fire
    [] silk
    [] the ocean
    [] failure
    [] success
    [] thunder/lightning
    [] frogs/toads
    [] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
    [] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
    [x] rats
    [] wind
    [x] jumping from high places
    [] snow
    [] rain
    [x] crossing hanging bridges
    [] deep water
    [] heaven
    [] death (depends how)
    [x] being robbed
    [] falling
    [X] clowns
    [X] dolls
    [] large crowds of people
    [] men
    [] women
    []having great responsibilities
    [] doctors (including dentists)
    [x] tornadoes
    [x] hurricanes
    [] incurable diseases
    [x] sharks
    [] Friday the 13th
    [] ghosts
    [] poverty
    [] Halloween
    [] school
    [] trains
    [] odd numbers
    []even numbers
    [] being alone
    []becoming blind
    [] becoming deaf
    [x] growing up
    [x] creepy noises at night
    [] bee stings
    [] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
    [x] needles
    [] blood
    [] dinosaurs
    [] the welcome mat
    [] high speed
    [] throwing up
    [] falling in love
    [] super secrets
    If you repost this, at the top write," I'm afraid of _ out of the 72 common fears."
    If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend counseling.
    If you get more than 20, your paranoid.
    If you get 10-20 your normal.
    If you get 10 or less, your fearless.
    People who have no fears are liars

  20. FriedPickles9 FriedPickles9
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    OH GOD I'M WATCHING GLEE BUT OH MY FRUITING GOD KAROFSKY(SP?) LIKES KURT WTFFFFFF

:)

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