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"What i dont understand is how us guys see girls with tons of bat poop on their eyelashes and algae on their lips and think, oh shes gorgeous"

~My science teacher
 

TRUE STORY

Bat poop is mascara and algae is lipstick..

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"What i dont understand is how us guys see girls with tons

20 faves · 1 comments · Feb 6, 2012 7:05pm

Amrie45

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sugrfree · 1 decade ago
Haha, this made my day! No girl I know gets that bat poop is in mascara... :P I use stuff without bat poo in it, Thank the Lord! As far lipstick... I don't use that stuff. You ahve to reapply it like a dozen times a day. lol :)
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