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Category 1:
Choose your birth month.

January: I skinny dipped with
February: I slept with
March: I dated
April: I cheated on
May: I slapped
June: I want to kill
July: I wish I was
August: I smothered
September: I want to marry
October: I bit
November: I poisoned
December: I made out with

Category 2:
Choose the letter of the alphabet your name starts with.

A- A hobo
B- Your mom
C-Kermit the Frog
D- A german man
E- A secret agent
F- Steve Jobs
G- Mickey Mouse
H- Your grandpa
I- A rabbit
J- Johnny Depp
K- My principal
L- Spongebob
M- Your ded
N- My dad
O- A dolphin
P- George Washington
Q- A squirrel
R- Justin Bieber
S- Your Boyfriend
T- The Queen Of England
U- Sleeping Beauty
V- The Boogey Man
W- A murderer
X- Your dog
Y- A lotion Bottle
Z- Your cousin

Category 3:
Choose the LAST number in your phone number.

1- because I was drunk.
2- because you told me to.
3- because I felt like it.
4- because I loved him/her
5- because I am better than you
6- because my heart told me to
7-because I was forced to
8- because I hate you
9- because I am going to jail next week
0- because you hurt me.

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12 faves · 17 comments · Feb 6, 2012 5:44pm

mattieu96 · 1 decade ago
i slapped johnny depp because i hate you
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*Vampire* · 1 decade ago
I want to marry a rabbit because I felt like it :D XD

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imjustsomegirl · 1 decade ago
I bit my principal because I loved him/her
EW THATS SCARY AND DISGUSTING!
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Shard00 · 1 decade ago
I dated your boyfriend because I was drunk... :P
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IceCookie09 · 1 decade ago
I poisoned sponge bob because I was forced to. :L
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321pazzy123 · 1 decade ago
I wish I was George Washington because I am going to jail next week xD
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LittleMissEva · 1 decade ago
I bit a secret agent because I was drunk xD
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Kylaaa · 1 decade ago
i wish i was my principal because you hurt me
doesnt make sense but ok?
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wenicurface · 1 decade ago
i poisoned spongebob because im better than you lol!
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gmjbabydoll · 1 decade ago
I smothered Mickey mouse because you hurt me:)
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yuzermali · 1 decade ago
I poisned a lotion bottle cause my heart told me to.
.LOLOLOL

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XOLAXchickXO · 1 decade ago
i wish i was your grampa because i was forced to.....
okay then (: and i hope your grampa is cool
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PlatinumKid98 · 1 decade ago
I wish I was a secret agent because I was drunk...
Sounds about right...funny part I want to be in the NCIS or CSI when i grow up...haha

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alexz2013 · 1 decade ago
i dated a hobo because i am better than you :)
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BSymphony · 1 decade ago
I poisoned my principal because I was drunk. o.O

I poisoned a nun omg I'm sorry God!!
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1DLover · 1 decade ago
I slept with a hobo because you hurt me..hahahaha;)
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ForeverAndAlways3 · 1 decade ago
I want to marry a German man because I hate you.

Interesting.....haha
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