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Today i was at the mall with my son ryan whos almost 3
This girl i HATE comes up to me;
her: Hi Maddy, your boyfriend was good last night * winks at me*
*me giving her a dirty look* :
her: .good kisser your baby daddy is, he loves me youknow
My son: No daddy only loves my mommy, he only kisses her thats how i came here.
her: you tell your son how he got here? what are you teachinghim!?Ryan: yeah the stork dropped me off.
* she walked away* I loveee my son
OH and my boyfriend wasnt with that chick :)
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Today i was at the mall with my son ryan whos almost 3 This girl

14 faves · 1 comments · Feb 2, 2012 11:52pm

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Runaway_love · 1 decade ago
aww, how cute. for a min i was thinking stork? oh like the target baby ads. is that what he ment? x
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