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Eating aa friend's house:

Friend's mom: Who wants the last slice of pizza
You: I'm fine, you can have it.
Friend: No it's ok, I don't want it.

Eatinat a best friend's house:

Friend's mom: Who wants the last slice of pizza?
You: Meeeeeeee!
Friend: It's my house, my pizza give it too meee!


 

 

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Eating at a friend's house: Friend's mom: Who wants the

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