Advantages Of Being A Women:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. Taxis stop for us.
3. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when we're dancing.
5. We can hug our friends without wondering if she's gay.
6. We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay.
7. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
8. We can congratulate our team-mate without touching her butt.
9. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
10. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.