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are you a hockey goalie
or do you just like hard, black things in between your legs?

 

 
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are you a hockey goalie or do you just like hard, black things

664 faves · 17 comments · Jan 1, 2012 3:06pm

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MaziehDude · 1 decade ago
@Crestfallen:

Lol @ your logic and explanation. Okay so you know what, I'm gonna go to a random person and call them a rude, prejudicial and name but when I get told off I'll say "But I read it on Facebook! Blame the person who wrote it on Facebook!" Because obviously we don't have minds to think for ourselves and make our own choices right? You're super clever girlie.
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KissYouInTheRainxx · 1 decade ago
This quote is a little .... i think anyways.....
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xopetra4xo · 1 decade ago
lol i just peed a little!!

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cccsoftball13 · 1 decade ago
i thought it was funny and i dont understand why people are like "why black? why not just hard?" well hockey pucks and hard and black...its a joke jeeze calm the hell down like really..
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Crestfallen · 1 decade ago
Guys, he got it from Tumblr... He didn't make it up, so it's not his fault it says something about color. So don't jump all over him. If you want someone to bash, some person on tumblr is the one to blame, not him.
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foreverplusoneday · 1 decade ago
LMFAAO!
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MaziehDude · 1 decade ago
Why did you have to bring colour into it? Could you not have just left it at a 'hard' dick instead? Pretty crude quote btw.
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naner792 · 1 decade ago
Haha, actually a field hockey goalieee
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_crazy_cutie_5678 · 1 decade ago
-facepalms-
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leeuumm · 1 decade ago
LMAO
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xoxo_ellen · 1 decade ago
How is this a top quote...
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CherryChapstick06 · 1 decade ago
hard...black? why black?? where did black come from????
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Babic0704 · 1 decade ago
Imm having a blonde day... I dont get it

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fhockeylover13 · 1 decade ago
I play field hockey I push orange balls with long hard sticks...(;
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megantm98 · 1 decade ago
Im a hockey goalie .... awkward ....
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lestrangeXstaygold · 1 decade ago
thats pretty great! lol
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livsbestfriendryan · 1 decade ago
credit to lexi's tumblr(:
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