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Today, I was at the mall, getting some stuff from Abercrombie, when I heard two girls talking. They looked like they were about 8, or 9 maybe. This was their conversation:
Girl 1 – “Okay, so I went to Victoria’s Secret, and got two push-up bras and a lacy thong. Do you think Jake would like that?”
Girl 2 – “Didn’t Denise get the same thong? Didn’t Denise sleep with him also?”
Girl 1 – “Yeah, but Denise slept with him when she was 8, we’re ten now. She’s over him. And he’s over her!”
Girl 2 – “Just don’t get pregnant!”
Girl 1 – “Don’t worry, I’m on the pill. But Mom doesn’t know!”
Society disgusts me.
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