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Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: Written in the stars.
Teacher: Where?
Student: A million miles away.
Teacher: Why are you telling the class this?
Student: It's a message to the main...
Teacher: Do you want to miss Spring Break?
Student: Seasons come and go.
Teacher: Change your attitude right now!
Student: But i will never change
Teacher: Go to the principal's office now!
Student: I'm on my way.
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Teacher: Where's your homework? Student: Written in the stars.

15 faves · 2 comments · Dec 23, 2011 9:51am

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KEP · 1 decade ago
:)
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Jetti · 1 decade ago
Omg Sooo Funny!
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