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Roxybaby321

1. Roxybaby321
   posted a quote
   February 29, 2012 5:21pm UTC
   Friend: Why do guys always put their hand in their pants and make that odd movement in there out in public in front of eachother?
   Me: IDK, i guess they're rearranging. They need to feel a little free.
   Friend: What if girls did that with their boobs?
   Me: idk, i guess we would feel a little free.
   Friend: Wat if the slaves back in the 1800's did that?
   Me: idk but they'd be wishing they felt a little free! LOL
   
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2. Roxybaby321
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 4:19pm UTC
   Walkin down the halls like a beast because you were the first one in the hall
   
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3. Roxybaby321
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   February 7, 2012 7:27pm UTC
   Friend's Mom: Remember the party?
   My Mom: ya do you?
   Friend's Mom: No what happened?
   My Mom: You got waisted....
   Friends Mom: Did i make a fool of myself?
   My Mom: Well if you call jumping on a dog screaming "Scooby, help me solve the mystery of the stolen gems!" normal than no not at all.
   
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4. Roxybaby321
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   February 3, 2012 10:59pm UTC
   Oh i'm so full i cant eat another bite.....
   "Who wants icecream?"
   IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
   
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5. Roxybaby321
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   February 3, 2012 10:46pm UTC
   Putting a quote in the funny category so more people see it.......
   
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6. Roxybaby321
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   February 3, 2012 10:38pm UTC
   That Awkward moment where you get an oral answer wrong because you were looking at the wrong side of the paper so everyone stares at you like your mentally challenged
   
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7. Roxybaby321
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   January 30, 2012 3:31pm UTC
   Dear dumb@zz guys on chat roulette,
   Just because you say "wow, your the cutest girl i ever saw" before you ask us if we want to "have some fun" doesnt mean we will get so turned on that we will. Jackass
   Sincerlly,
   Every girl in the united states
   
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8. Roxybaby321
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   January 17, 2012 7:37pm UTC
   That "oops" moment where your friend has to go to a feunaral and you say have fun see ya later. Their like -_- and your like oh sorry i didnt mean to say that.........
   
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9. Roxybaby321
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   January 17, 2012 4:49pm UTC
   That awkward moment where Steve Erkle walks in your front door yelling "Hidde ho whinsloes!" then realizes he's in the wrong house so he just leaves.
   
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10. Roxybaby321
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    Me: THIS QUOTE IS GOING TO BE HILARIOUS! I'M GONNA GET A BUTT LOAD OF LIKES!!!
    Witty: Pending approval
    Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE NUUUUGGETS!!!
    
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11. Roxybaby321
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    January 16, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    Friend: Sup :)
    Me: We should kill the president and then bang eachother :)
    Friend: WTF!!!!
    Me: I mean hey wanna go see a movie? STUPID AUTO CORRECT!!!
    
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12. Roxybaby321
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    December 24, 2011 10:04pm UTC
    ME: SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!
    MOM: HONEY, LIGHT THE FIREPLACE, I'LL GET THE GUN!!!
    
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13. Roxybaby321
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    December 24, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHERE YOU SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN AND YOU SEE OSAMA BIN LADIN AND SUDAM HUSSAIN SWIMMING TOGETHER............
    
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14. Roxybaby321
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    December 24, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    FAT GUY: WANNA GO SKINNY DIPPING?
    ME: ARE YOU BEING IRONIC?
    FAT GUY: BECAUSE IM FAT AND ITS CALLED "SKINNY DIPPING"?
    ME: UM YA.
    FAT GUY: :(
    
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15. Roxybaby321
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    December 24, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    MY FIREND: COOL! I GOT A LAPTOP, IPAD, AND A CAR FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
    ME: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOOBY A SOCK!!!
    MY FIREND: LOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH............ REALLY?
    ME: ACTUALLY YEAH I GOT SOCKS...
    
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16. Roxybaby321
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    December 24, 2011 10:14am UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHERE YOU WAKE UP BUT YOUR LEGS ASLEEP SO WHEN YOU STAND UP YOU FALL. BUT OF CAURSE YOUR TOO TIRED TO GET UP SO YOU JUST LAY THERE LIKE -__-
    
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17. Roxybaby321
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    December 24, 2011 10:12am UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT SANDY IS SAYING IN SPONGEBOB.....
    
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18. Roxybaby321
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    December 24, 2011 9:41am UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO PICK ONE THING OR ANOTHER BUT YOU DIDNT HEAR THEM SO YOU SAY "YES"
    
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19. Roxybaby321
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    December 24, 2011 9:31am UTC
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20. Roxybaby321
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    December 23, 2011 8:49pm UTC
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