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  1. xoswaggurlxo xoswaggurlxo
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Expecting Miracles
    Check Out My Storyyyy:)

  2. xoswaggurlxo xoswaggurlxo
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    Expecting Miracles
    Chapter four
    I walked down the hall looking for my next period class. Then, I saw Bryton. I asked him where wood shop was.
    He replied, "I have shop next too! I will walk you there?"
    "Great!" I said.
    We walk along saying barely nothing. Next, we entered the wood shop. Everyone stopped and stared. I even heard one whistle! Wow, I guess I'll be popular here too.
    "Thanks Bryton." I said and walked toward the teacher.
    "I am Charlotte. I am new to this class, haha if you didn't notice."
    The teacher replied, "Did you have shop in your old school?"
    "Yes."
    "Then pick up a saw and make a shelf. That is what we are doing now."
    I turned around and started walking towards Bryton's table. Surely he would help me? I measured, sawed, and everything else quietly for the rest of the period. Near the end the teacher came around and inspected everyone's work. When she got to mine she stopped.
    "WOW! I have never seen such beautiful work from a student!" The teacher said!
    I blushed, "Thanks."
    Then, the period bell rang and I gathered my stuff and headed out.
    Matt ran up to me in the hall and scared me. I was so surprised I turned and punched him in the gut.
    "Ooooof!" He said, "You got an arm there."
    "Sorry! I am so sorry!" Was all I could manage.
    "Haha brah chill. I have to keep a mental note to not sau 'Come at me bro' to you. Hahahaha." Matt said with a huge smile.
    I giggled like and idiot! I just turned around and headed to my next class.
    *Sorry I haven't been writing! Busy with school and such! Comments/Fav/Follow? :D Thankss*

  3. xoswaggurlxo xoswaggurlxo
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Expecting Miracles
    Chapter Three
    Who ever was behind the door said "Come in."
    I followed the instructions. There was a chair so I sat in it then looked at who was behind the desk. Wow! He was hot! I hope he was the princable.
    "Hello, you must be Charlotte. I am Kyle Keeno. You can call me Kyle or Mr.Keeno."
    "Yes, Kyle." I said trying not to burst into laughter.
    "I will go get your schedual. Hmmm, It looks like you were failing most classes back home. You are a hot---pretty young girl. You can apply yourself more, here you will get a fresh start. "
    "Okay" I said. I got up to leave but Kyle and I made eye contact. It was intense. I looked away and exited out the door not looking behind.
    There will be more to chapter three but I can't do it right now. :(

  4. xoswaggurlxo xoswaggurlxo
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    Expecting Miracles
    Chapter Two Continued
    "Charlotte.. pretty. Matches your face" Bryton said with a huge smile.
    "Awh.Thanks. You are much nicer, than Matt." I said. Probably blushing.
    "Matt?"
    "Juliets' girlfriend"
    "Oh. You don't like him?"Bryton asked.
    "Ehh." I said. Bryton was pretty good looking. He had blonde hair, brown eyes, muscley, and he was tall. His hair was like Justin Bieber's old hair. Then, oh my gosh! He had his ear pierced. Every second I checked him out he looked better and better.
    "Ahaha" Bryton said interuppting my gaze.
    "Um...hmmm...."
    "Charlotte?"
    "Yes...? Oh um where is the princeables?" I asked.
    "It's down the hall, take a -- you know what? I'll walk you there" Bryton said.
    "Okay. hehehehehe" I giggles.
    "So.. where are you from?" He asked.
    "California"
    "California Gurls are unforgettable." Bryton said singyly. "Guess Katy Perry doesn't lie"
    All I could do was smile like a moron.
    "Here. Wait, here. Is. My. Number." Bryton took my phone and put his number in. "Call me"
    "Okayyy" I said. My face hurt I was smiling so hard.
    Bryton walked away. I watched him until he was out of sight.
    I turned to the door and knocked.

  5. xoswaggurlxo xoswaggurlxo
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 10:43am UTC
    Expecting Miracles
    Chapter two
    "You look like a barbie" Matt said.
    "Ummm, thanks?" I replied.
    "Hahahahaha" Matt just laughed.
    "Okay. Are we at school yet?" I said.
    "Yes" He said.
    We pulled into the parking lot and a bunch of girls ran up to us.
    "Heyy Matt" A girl said.
    She then ran up and kissed him. So, Matt had a girlfriend. She's going to be mad that he drove me. Gosh, they were like swallowing eachothers face. I had to turn away, if they saw me staring....
    "Who are you?" A different girl asked.
    "I'm Charlotte." I replied.
    "Charlotte, hahahahahahahahahaha" They all lauhed.
    "Yeah. That's my name, don't wear it out. What is your name?"
    "I am Ally. Matt's girlfriend is Juliet,." Ally explained with a nasty tone.
    I turned and walked away.
    Then Matt stoped sucking face and yelled "Wait! Charlotte!"
    He ran over. "I'll take you to the princable's so you can get your scheduale"
    I kept walking. He grabbed my arm.
    "Are you okay?"
    "Let go of me!"
    "Jeez. Just chill"
    "Chill?!? Youdrove me here then left me with those, those, barbies! I am fine and can take care of myself."I screamed.
    I walked into the building it was huge. I had to ask someone where the princeables was.
    'hey you!" I yelled.
    The kid stopped.
    'You new here?" He said.. "I'm Bryton."
    Yyes. I'm Charlotte. "

  6. xoswaggurlxo xoswaggurlxo
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    Hey wittians..
    could you please read my story
    Expecting Miracles?
    It would mean a lot to me!
    Idk if I should continue, so just commnt or fav please! If you do thank you sooo much! <33

  7. xoswaggurlxo xoswaggurlxo
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    December 21, 2011 5:47pm UTC
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